Let There Be Flight!

And so in the last for days I (and by I, I mean Dad more or less) sent in my deposit and booked a round trip flight!  I suppose I should thank Mom for folding my "Intent to Enroll" form, no one else can fold a piece of paper in three perfectly equivalent quadrants to fit inside an envelope better than she can.

On September 28, 2011 after what I assume will be a huge feast in my honor with all my family, friends, and loved ones, I will be taking off at precisely 4:30 PM from Port Columbus and arriving at.....

Canada!

Canada: Also known as America's hat.

Where I only assume I will make super friendly Canadian friends who will, according to The Simpsons, end their sentences in "eh?"

And then I go to England, a drastic change from maple syrup to lots and lots of ale.

My returning flight is something much more exciting, I get to fly to the airport in Washington D.C. where I expect Obama to greet me personally and escort me directly to my plane to Columbus.

"No thank YOU for coming back to Amurica"

My next step is waiting to hear from good ole Jacki from Arcadia to confirm she got my stuffs and then I'm guessing she'll continue to ask me for a creative fiction portfolio in which I do not have.  It's not MY fault Wooster smothers my creative facets with boring old "real world" research papers.

Cheers!