On September 28, 2011 after what I assume will be a huge feast in my honor with all my family, friends, and loved ones, I will be taking off at precisely 4:30 PM from Port Columbus and arriving at.....
Canada!
Canada: Also known as America's hat. |
Where I only assume I will make super friendly Canadian friends who will, according to The Simpsons, end their sentences in "eh?"
And then I go to England, a drastic change from maple syrup to lots and lots of ale.
My returning flight is something much more exciting, I get to fly to the airport in Washington D.C. where I expect Obama to greet me personally and escort me directly to my plane to Columbus.
"No thank YOU for coming back to Amurica" |
My next step is waiting to hear from good ole Jacki from Arcadia to confirm she got my stuffs and then I'm guessing she'll continue to ask me for a creative fiction portfolio in which I do not have. It's not MY fault Wooster smothers my creative facets with boring old "real world" research papers.
Cheers!